"It would be so embarrassing to find out that you're the bastard offspring of sibling incest."

[mcgillianaire]

Only yesterday the 1911 Census went online and already people have discovered things they would rather had not. I'm talking incest:

Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said many had hoped to find they were the descendants of a passionate but doomed romance between an East End match girl and the Duke of Clarence. Instead thousands have discovered they are the mutant progeny of an illegal union between a slack-jawed farm labourer and his mentally retarded sister. [READ MORE]

The article claims thousands were affected by this. Thousands. Incest then, teenage pregnancy now. A natural progression I suppose...