Iraq WMD Search Over
Jan. 12th, 2005 11:44 amhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4169107.stm
American intelligence officers have decided to stop searching for Iraq's WMDs that President Bush and PM Bliar were so convinced not only existed but could be launched in less than 45 minutes against the free world.
Memo: To those whom it may concern
Congratulations boys for a job well done. Next time, try and make sure your intelligence has the correct information before going to war and ruthlessly murdering thousands of innocent civilians. In light of the fact that you are the self-proclaimed protectors and messengers of democracy the rest of us will let it pass this one time but if ye stir up trouble in the future, don't expect to remain in power after the next "election" - or whatever you like to call it.
Yours,
Disappointed free-world citizen
American intelligence officers have decided to stop searching for Iraq's WMDs that President Bush and PM Bliar were so convinced not only existed but could be launched in less than 45 minutes against the free world.
Memo: To those whom it may concern
Congratulations boys for a job well done. Next time, try and make sure your intelligence has the correct information before going to war and ruthlessly murdering thousands of innocent civilians. In light of the fact that you are the self-proclaimed protectors and messengers of democracy the rest of us will let it pass this one time but if ye stir up trouble in the future, don't expect to remain in power after the next "election" - or whatever you like to call it.
Yours,
Disappointed free-world citizen