Reading Week Tomorrow
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mcgillianaireIf you're Desi,
Our Nation
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna
One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick
One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP Assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad
One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus is a stock market scam
One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order
One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U.S. consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall
Two Bombayites is a film studio
Three Bombayites is a slum
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour
One Sindhi is a currency racket
Two Sindhis is a papad factory
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
One Marwari is the neighbourhood adulterer
Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community
One U.S. Desi is a software guy
Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
Three U.S. Desis is a bitching session about the U.S
Four U.S. Desis is four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the office microwave,cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom ghetto and bitching about life in the U.S.
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pappubahry gave me this last night.
Mark Latham is an Australian politician and the leader of the Labor Party. He is known for his frequent use of the word arse-licker. If I'm not mistaken he's publicly called the PM, John Howard that as well. =)
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Back to the drawing board. ManAcc midterm tomorrow, followed by lunch @ the best Vegan restaurant in town, Aux Vivres with Kayla and then perhaps it's just gonna be Cris and I partayin' it up @ night??
Peace!
Our Nation
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna
One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick
One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP Assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad
One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus is a stock market scam
One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order
One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U.S. consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall
Two Bombayites is a film studio
Three Bombayites is a slum
Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour
One Sindhi is a currency racket
Two Sindhis is a papad factory
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
One Marwari is the neighbourhood adulterer
Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community
One U.S. Desi is a software guy
Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
Three U.S. Desis is a bitching session about the U.S
Four U.S. Desis is four software guys, heating tamarind rice in the office microwave,cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom ghetto and bitching about life in the U.S.
pappubahry gave me this last night.Mark Latham is an Australian politician and the leader of the Labor Party. He is known for his frequent use of the word arse-licker. If I'm not mistaken he's publicly called the PM, John Howard that as well. =)
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2004/db040219.gif
Back to the drawing board. ManAcc midterm tomorrow, followed by lunch @ the best Vegan restaurant in town, Aux Vivres with Kayla and then perhaps it's just gonna be Cris and I partayin' it up @ night??
Peace!
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Date: 2004-02-19 11:49 am (UTC)It is supposed to be MOST yummy.
Govinda Jaya Jaya
Date: 2004-02-19 11:53 am (UTC)We should hit it up sometime. I got a week off starting tomorrow.
Apparently they're also really cheap and have special deals from time to time.
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Date: 2004-02-19 12:11 pm (UTC)Four Bengalis is two political parties
Four Mallus is an oil slick
I've seen variants of this before, but the above lines always crack me up. I'm surprised however, as a Sindhi, that my community didn't get far worse treatment.
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Date: 2004-02-19 01:29 pm (UTC)ahahahahaha.
UPDATE!
Date: 2004-02-22 03:32 pm (UTC)