Third Time Unlucky

I feel ripped off by my driving instructor. Granted I lost my composure a little and made a couple small silly mistakes but hell, I drive the car a lot better than half the people with licenses our there. What a waste of money, it seems. And quite the joke if I end up getting thru in Canada easily. Bloody hell. This holiday has turned a little sour but luckily I have three weeks of ancestral heaven. In the meanwhile, does anybody have a funny/bizarre story to lift my spirits? :)

Cowdeologies and Cowpitalism

You've all probably seen the traditional Cownomical Definitions. Here's an exquisite selection of some you might not have read before. Enjoy... :)

Canadaism:
You have two cows. Vous avez deux vaches.

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