A Letter To The Captain of England

[mcgillianaire]

Dear Stevie G,

I'm sure it would not have escaped your attention that it is now nearly 234 years since our illegitimate American brethren revolted against the wise and generous leadership of our beloved monarchy. Since then these children of Empire have embarked on a path to belittle our waning global influence and blame us as a whole for the actions of a few bad apples (ahem, BP), among a plethora of other points of conflict. Do not be fooled by these knaves who suggest a 'special relationship' as a trap for fools. There is nothing special about giving them sixty years of bragging rights since that day in Belo Horizonte. It's time to reclaim the past and what is rightfully ours. It's time to show who's really king in the world's most popular game. It's time to beat the US of A. Don't hold back any punches. We want goals and we want them by the dozen. But I'm sure you already knew all of this. Good luck and best wishes. Do it for England!

Yours Affly,
A Fan (on behalf of many others)

Comments

[swimanubis.livejournal.com]

should have sent your memo to Green :)

[mcgillianaire.livejournal.com]

You'd've expected the captain to either read it out to the rest of the team or make copies for all of them... Or maybe he can't read.