mcgillianaire | Hilarious!

I don't usually write two entries so close together time-wise but this is worth the exception. Below are the anecdotes of the week! :) The first I found on the LJ of a gurl whose recently moved to Montreal, and obviously she loves Bell Canada! The second was an anecdote Aditi just told me on MsN, absolutely hilarious:

Anecdote #1

"On the phone with customer service of Bell Canada, I told him to rub my nipples. The guy was baffled and asked me why? I said: "When I am getting screwed, I like my nipples played with.!!!" Then I said goodbye."

Anecdote #2

Aditi says:
So my friend was in Bangalore for a while, and while he was there one of his cousins gave him a T-shirt
Aditi says:
It has a picture of a horn on it and the words:
Aditi says:
"Horny OK Please"

Oh, and lest I forget ... today is the birth anniversary of our DEAR LEADER, Comrade Ceausescu, martyr of the original Communist Republic of Romania! Love live his legacy and I henceforth declare three days of virtual mourning. Thank you, for your inspiration and guidance, siempre.
La revedere, mon amigos!