Eh?

[mcgillianaire]

My mate is filling in a health and safety form for a portering dispatcher's job and there is an interesting question on it: Does your weight remain steady? Yes/No, if not give details.

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[aldehyde.livejournal.com]

heh, that's kind of odd, but maybe it's relevant to the job? does this "portering dispatcher" job require any type of heavy lifting?

[mcgillianaire.livejournal.com]

Nope, not relevant to the job at all because all you do is sit in a chair all day assigning jobs for the porters to do! The only thing they'll be lifting is their arse from the chair at the end of their shift!